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| Topic Started: Tuesday, 6. November 2007, 13:14 (855 Views) | |
| footballysmadmin | Tuesday, 6. November 2007, 13:14 Post #1 |
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| delboy | Saturday, 10. November 2007, 12:24 Post #2 |
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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with his mate, so he stabs his mate to death. His wife says "That was silly, carry on like that and you'll have no mates left". |
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| delboy | Saturday, 10. November 2007, 12:26 Post #3 |
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My mate has offered me 8 Venison legs for £8. Do you think that's too dear? |
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| footballysmadmin | Monday, 12. November 2007, 18:54 Post #4 |
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Did Santa go to School? No, He was 'Elf-taught'! :lol: |
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| barnett11 | Saturday, 17. November 2007, 08:16 Post #5 |
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Have you heard about the man that stole the calendar? He got 12 months! |
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| man_u_mad | Monday, 31. December 2007, 23:08 Post #6 |
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First, let me set the scene. It's New Years Eve... There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying." "No, it's not that. This year was the worst of my life. First, I keep arriving late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, finally fired me today. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife sleeping with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." Happy New Year Everyone! 
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| man_u_mad | Monday, 31. December 2007, 23:13 Post #7 |
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I bought a Christmas present for a Derby fan. It was a Triangle. They've been after three points all year. |
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| crazyrazey10 | Wednesday, 30. January 2008, 17:16 Post #8 |
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Where do spiders go to see football? To WEBLEY |
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| lofc88 | Saturday, 8. March 2008, 10:07 Post #9 |
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There was a goalkeeper called Walter Who played on the island of Malta. But his kicks were so long And the wind was so strong, That the ball ended up in Gibraltar. |
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| lofc88 | Saturday, 8. March 2008, 10:07 Post #10 |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall - so the referee booked him. |
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| lofc88 | Saturday, 8. March 2008, 10:13 Post #11 |
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Some flies were playing football in a saucer, using a sugar lump as a ball. One of them said, "We'll have to do better than this, lads. We're playing in the cup tomorrow." |
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| swindonfan4 | Thursday, 20. March 2008, 18:58 Post #12 |
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A reporter asked Sir Paul McCartney "Now your second marriage has broken up, do you think you'll ever go down on one knee again?" "No" replied Sir Paul, "I don't think she deserves to be called that though!" |
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| delboy | Friday, 21. March 2008, 19:01 Post #13 |
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heather mills is to buy a plane with the divorce money but will still use immac on the other leg |
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